In my experience, some of the cutest guys have some of the smallest cocks. But your looks only get you so far with me. Thankfully, SPH will still be there after your looks fade, sweetcheeks! Doesn’t it feel good to know that you’ll always serve a purpose? A younger ‘me’ would have been angry that you didn’t cough up the truth before I got you home. That same ‘me’ would have called you a cab and sent you off with some choice words for wasting my time. But I have learned to enjoy the verbal beatdowns and public displays of small penis humiliation. Lucky you! Guys like you are trying so hard to be funny, charming, engaging and attentive. They know their pants will eventually come off and the sad, small cock truth will be revealed. Maybe they’re thinking it will be harder to kick them to the curb if there are some positive attributes. Is that it?

SPH Is My Job!

Well, don’t let my sweetness fool you. Just because my friends think you’re a gentleman and you’re willing to worship the ground I walk on….that doesn’t mean you get to be my boyfriend. Do you think I’ll lose one moment of sleep taking advantage of a guy like you? I’m having too much fun using you to my pindick advantage. You’ll jump at the chance to do whatever I want whether we date or not. I could get you to watch my house or shuttle my friends and I all around town when we go out. You’ll even help me move! I’ll just have to mention it and there you’ll be with a truck! Doling out some quality SPH is basically my job as a dominant woman and a Mistress.

I know it seems cruel when you have good job, drive a nice car and have earned the right to live in a nice neighborhood. Clearly, you’ve made good decisions for yourself. Nature has decided that you’ll never be the full package! You can make all the money you want but you can’t buy a new cock! You’re a Little Prick Dick for life!

I Want That Shy SPH Guy!

When guys approach me and my friends, they sometimes reek of cologne and self assurance, I know that if I took one of them home, I might have more fun. The friend they left back at the table that’s too shy to come over with his friends….that’s the guy that’s smarter than the jerks talking to us. That one, lonely guy with zero game….poor guy. That small cock in his pants is just begging for SPH. When you’re that hard up, you take what you can get, right?

Men with real cocks between their legs know it. The fake bravado is tedious, and sometimes I have no interest in the game. It’s not hard for me to have sex with someone. Spending some time humiliating a small dick is a nice change of pace and some guys really get off on it. Actually, it might be exactly what they want! Who am I to deny them?

Pindick Teasing Can Be Fun

So there we are, your pants are off and my hunch was correct. Will you fuck me? Hell no. That pindick locks you out of heaven! But I’ll sit on your face. We can order a pizza and talk. Friend zoned for sure. But that’s better than nothing, right? When you love being teased for your small dick, I’m your girl. Want to know how harsh I can get? You’ll just have to call me. Let’s have some fun! I can’t wait to talk about your stubby dick!

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