Well well well, still hanging around craving some humiliation, are you? I’m just the Princess to give you some. If you haven’t been living under a fucking rock the last two months, you might know that your phone sex Princess was treated to tickets to George Michael by one of her little pets. The concert is at the end of this month, and I have decided that you are going to get me back stage passes, fag boy! How are you going to do that? I thought you might ask that question.
Well, for starters, you are going to immediately sign up for the George Michael Fan Club (and yes, you pathetic cheap-ass loser, you WILL pay the $40 club enrollment fee), and email them every day telling them that you are George’s Number One Fan. In fact, you will email them two or three times per day, begging them for backstage passes so that you can meet your idol, George, aka: the King of Pop. Yes, I know that title actually belongs to another cocksucking crossdressing pop star, but it applies to George as far as you are concerned, queer bait. Now once you have joined the fan club, you will purchase 2 of everything in the fan club online gift site, one for you and one for me. You will request these shipped overnight so that you have them as soon as possible.
Next, you will go here https://www.cafepress.com/celebratees.91046069 and order yourself a WHAM! style “Choose Life” sleeveless t-shirt. Then, I want you to go to your local thrift store or Goodwill and pick up a pair of those short 80’s style jersey shorts, like George wore in the “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” video (they should be right next to the rack of sequined jean jackets… go ahead and pick one of those up too). Yep, the faggier the better! You will need to have these shipped overnight to you as well, because when the big day gets here for the concert, you will be coming in there with me dressed in this ridiculous outfit, jumping up and down like a queer with a pogo stick shoved up his gay ass, screaming at the top of your lungs that you are George’s biggest fan and that you want to die a happy fag, all you need are some backstage passes. To help you be the queer you can be, click on the link below for the rest of your assignment…
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