I want you to wear baggy pants, darling, when we go out.
I know I’ve kept you denied for so long that a good breeze gives you a stiffy, and, frankly, it’s getting embarrassing for me. Every time we go out, you spring a boner on me! I swear, it’s like you’re a teenager again, just going through puberty. The damn tops of fire hydrants look enough like a tit to give you a hard-on, so I can’t even imagine what going to the strip club this weekend’s going to do to you. So, before you humiliate yourself in public yet again, I want you to go buy yourself a pair of baggy pants.
Make sure to pick a selection and try them on, to make sure they’ll cover up your pathetic boner.
Yes, this means you’ll be in the fitting room, trying on pants, and doing your very best not to stain any of them before you actually pay for them. If you ~do~ dribble on any of those pants, you will, by God, purchase them. Don’t be an asshole and leave cum stained pants for the store girls to deal with, Jesus fuck. What kind of pathetic wanker does that?! So you ooze on a pair, you buy them. But, you will find a pair baggy enough to hide your erection. Feel free to admit to anyone who asks that you’re just looking for pants that have enough room to be discrete. Just that, no more. No confessing about your boner, no proclaiming it. There’s no need, darling. None at all. Because everyone will know why you’re buying baggy pants with “room”.
Get yourself some very baggy pants for our trip to the strip club on Saturday.
I plan to purchase two or three lap dances. You know I love the ladies just as much as you do. You can watch, because I don’t want you cumming in your pants like a damn bitch. Watch these beautiful women grind and gyrate in my lap, watch me get away with liberties you’d never be able to, you sick pervert. And when they ask about you, I fully plan to let them know why you’re wearing the baggiest pants ever, to hide your embarrassing public boner.
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Well I went the other way ! I have been shopping outed as a total sissy queen and well, it is so exciting I need more each time. I bought those stretchy little pants that are like tights but adorned as pants with look like pockets ect but are so sexy and slutty. Lil booties a shimmery blouse thong and bra of
Course and I am finally ready to go out bi myself for humiliating shopping trips as a total sissy girl. Yes I may still try to tell the girls I am not gay and only want them. They hardly ever believe me. And if they want me it is only to perform for them the things they do not want to do as often as men want them to. Hint hint soooo girl time. Swish. I do want to go to the strip club also. So hot n sexy. I want to be a waitress. Maybe a stripper ! The girls love me in there. They know I have panties on omg. One told me I could be the stress relief girl for the club. Whatever that is I want it !