Of course you have! Just about every guy wonders “Is my penis too small” at some point in their lives, but if you are hanging around Humiliation Boot Camp not only do you wonder about it, you know that you deserve to be humiliated for it too. Having a penis that is too small isn’t the only thing you should be wondering though! Not only may it be too small, but it might also be too quick or too soft! I love all sorts of humiliation topics – but non-working dicks are probably my absolute favorite. The penis is so important to the male identity, I just love finding out what is wrong with yours and coming up with the appropriate humiliating punishment for having such an ineffectual dick!
Is My Penis Too Small?
If you are asking then yeah. It probably is. If you absolutely need verifiable *proof* for the question “Is my penis too small?” Then we can test it right now! Grab a roll of toilet paper. If your cock fits in the hole, you’re too thin. Pull out a dollar bill from your wallet. If your dick isn’t longer than the bill you are too fucking short. Not passing one of these two tests means you are too small. Not passing both of these tests means you are fucking tiny. You are simply not capable of giving a woman the toe curling, bed sheet grabbing, mind blowing, full body orgasm that a she can only get when a nice big cock gives her the delicious combination of G spot stimulation and clitoral stimulation together. Size does matter after all. I have always been a firm believer in that since little dicks can’t give orgasms, they shouldn’t be allowed to experience orgasms. Tiny dicks belong in chastity. Locked away where they will never see the light of day again. Of course, “Is my penis too small” is just the tip of the cock humiliation iceberg.
Do I Cum Too Quick?
The shrimp dicks get a little sympathy, I mean they can’t help they got the genetic short end (Pun intended). The E.D guys might have actual medical or age related issues… Being too quick though? That one is ALL ON YOU. Premature ejaculation is the one thing on this list that you actually have some control over. The one thing that just about every loser could change. There is just no excuse for being a two pump chump. Do you know what I like to do with minute men? I like to edge them. Again and again and again. I make them stroke just to the brink of orgasm, then I make them stop. I make them get their hand off their dicks and wait until the urge fades. Then I make them do it again. It takes less than a minute with these bozos. I’ll play with them for hours, making them edge hundreds of times. After that? After that I deny them and leave them completely blue balled.
Is My Penis Too Soft?
You can have the biggest cock on the block, but if you can’t get it up you might as well be humiliated right along the too small penis camp! Limp noodles are absolutely pathetic. You try and try and you just can’t get any wind in your sails. You look down at that worthless floppy dick that has betrayed you. No matter how horny you are, it just won’t get hard. You can barely do any hand humping with the rubber snake, let alone actually penetrate a partner. I mean, you’re not really a man at this point are you? We might as well get a big black trash bag and collect all of your boxers and briefs. We’ll replace them with panties. Soft, silky little panties to caress your soft, floppy peen. We’ll toss the trash bag of your men’s underwear into the dumpster, because it is panties for life for you weeping willie.
See? There’s a more to worry about than just “Is My Penis Too Small?”! Your penis might be too small, but it also might be too quick or too soft! If you are a truly unfortunate one, you might just hit the trifecta and be too small, too quick, and too soft!
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What a great post , Nadia!
Easy to follow even from the most denied and delirious of small cock owners! I know you love to play with humiliation and this blog shows it!
See you around the Empire!
I KNOW i am too small!….I pass neither test….i believe ‘Micro mini penis’ or clitty is more the case for what i have in my panties
Yes it is too small .a little small set of balls and i would fit in your tiniest of panties
@princess OMG a micro mini penis? How precious! We need to get you a special pair of panties… maybe a pretty print that has magnifying glasses all over them!
@Mistress Erika awww thanks gorgeous! Have fun with all your pets this week! Give the little guys some extra spankings for me!
I have a 4 inch clitdick Mistress Nadia. I told Mistress Olivia about my dick size and she asked me why i was still wearing boxers. She told me to toss all of my “men’s” underwear and said that i should only wear panties from now on. She would explain that panties are a better fit for small dicks.
Mistress Nadia, Great post. I am a triple threat. As in all of the above.
Ms. Nadia: Not exactly a trifecta that someone would admit to “winning”…(winning may be the wrong term) but you know doubt can read us like a book in a second.
There may be a loophole I could exploit that some legal eagles would argue ad nausea. Pertaining to length yes I do fail the dollar bill test, however we have $1 coin in my country whose diameter measures just over one inch. Now using this form of currency I am approximately 3 1/2 times longer than said dollar! Now I question whether international law will decide in my favour. A jury of my “ peers” is out of the question for two reasons. One you’d never get 12 guys to admit they are as tiny as the defendant and two, if you did it certainly wouldn’t be a “hung jury” and would rule in my favour immediately!
A quorum of LDW mistresses could sort this out quickly…Mistress Erika is quite familiar with my “condition”
I know the outcome but I may get one vote just for creative desperation! Thanks Ms Nadia this was a very enjoyable post you wrote.
LOL Little davey you sure gave your all to this reply!! Yes I’m familiar with your little condition, perhaps that’s why you are so witty and clever, all that time spent…….. not doing “stuff” ?
That oxygen rich blood! It can’t all go into that little appendage so it fuels the brain. That’s my theory. Amusing the beautiful LDW mistresses is the reality…”satisfying” them will remain a “pipe” dream for me. Speaking of “stuff” oh my, the double entendres!
My beautiful Goddesses my sissy clit would not pass any test for quick ,soft, or length my Goddesses is 3cm long and does better as a inne than a outie Goddesses was actually made to do a video of being used that way with a vibe goddesses
I can provide pic and or video proof
Well that’s confirmed what every female has told…I have a tiny penis.
A toilet roll fitted easily over my cock!…dang
I can easily fit a toilet roll over my penis & it doesn’t even reach the top! So I guess it’s tiny!