Ms. Hunter says you should masturbate to gay porn (800) 601-6975Hey there, loser. Hahahahaha!  Did you actually just look around to see if I could be talking to someone besides you?  Now that is pathetic!  Speaking of pathetic, your little puny penis is standing at attention with anticipation, isn’t it?  Here it is.. from now on, you should ONLY masturbate to gay porn.

Gay Porn- Why Does it Excite you so Much?

Well, first of all, don’t deny it- the minute you saw the title of this post, you just had to see what it was all about, didn’t you?  You had to see what it was all about, because for some reason you can’t quite comprehend, lately you’ve been fantasizing about sucking cock.

At first, you thought it was the humiliation of being coerced to suck cock for a beautiful woman.  But now you realize, you are a closet cock sucking faggot.  You crave cock, you dream about cock, hell, you even think about eating your own cum because it’s one step closer to “the real thing.”

Why are you excited about sucking cock?  The answer is simple, of course! You’re not good enough, big enough, man enough [list any number of similar excuses here] to please women.  If you can’t please women, other than to amuse them with your, er… shortcomings, there’s only one thing to do! Learn to please men.  Those real men you could never be.

Why Should You Masturbate to Gay Porn?

Why should you pull and tug on that piteous pud while watching gay porn?  I’ll tell you why!  Because no woman is going to want to waste her time letting you try (unsuccessfully, of course) to prove to her that that pathetic little nub of a penis can actually please her.  And if you don’t have what it takes to please a woman, you don’t deserve to look at or think about women when you tickle that tiny.

Gay porn is it for you.  Watch and drool over those big, thick veiny cocks.  Those cocks that are sometimes twice (or more) the size of yours.  Then, watch and learn.  Learn how to please a big, delicious cock with your mouth.  Learn how to turn your ass into a pussy for their pleasure.  It’s really all you have to look forward to, you know.  May as well embrace it now!  Gay porn, gay porn, and more gay porn for you!  Masturbate to gay porn from now on!

What About My Tongue, Mistress?  I Have a Tiny Penis, but I’m Good with My Tongue!

Of course, you’re good with your tongue, silly!  You already realized your wee little willy won’t please her, so you’ve practiced with your tongue, pretending you are licking her after being filled with a real man’s cum- a tasty cuckold cream pie!  Hmmm?  You thought I wouldn’t know that?  That it wouldn’t be the obvious progression a pathetic puny prick loser would make?

The trouble is, no woman is satisfied with just having her pussy licked.  A woman needs to be filled and stretched by a nice big cock that can touch and tickle those spots your pathetic pud wouldn’t even begin to reach.  Suck it up buttercup, your tongue- no matter how skilled you may think you are with it- is just another pathetic appendage that doesn’t measure up!

No More Cuckold Porn for You Loser– Only Gay Porn!

Well, my sorry short dick wimp, I know all about the progression.  In fact, you may as well embrace it now and switch from your favorite cuckold fantasy porn (mm hm, again you’re surprised, aren’t you simple sam?) to strictly gay porn.  It’s what you crave, what you need, what you deserve.  You no longer should need the excuse of sucking cock merely to entertain a woman.  Just admit it, you crave that cock whether a woman is there watching or not!

I know that lil dicky of yours is twitching and throbbing right now (that is if you didn’t already blow your load just thinking about being a good little faggot), so click below to listen to me tell you what you already know.

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