Hi there, SPH lovers and other types of humiliation junkies! How are you guys today? Doing well, I hope. I know I definitely am, so I hope you are, too.

I recently learned something on a call that I just have to share with all of you. My caller and I were on the subject of micropenises and SPH. He asked me what I thought “counted” as a micropenis, and I replied that I wasn’t actually sure about measurements. I just knew that it meant a very small penis.

A Size Queen Considers Micropenises

I’d never really thought about what might qualify as a micropenis. I’m more of a size queen myself. So to be honest with you, I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about small dicks. I spend my dick-thinking time pondering the large ones!

Anyway, my caller looked up the medical definition of a micropenis while we were on the phone together. What he learned was very interesting. “A micropenis,” according to Wikipedia, “is stretched penile length equal to or less than […] 9.3 cm (3.67 in.) in adults.”

So we did some more Googling together to find the exact definition of “stretched penile length” and whether that meant the penis was erect or not when measured. We learned that it does, in fact, refer to when the penis is gently stretched out to its maximum erect length.

So basically, if your dick is less than 3.67 inches while hard, you, my friend, have a micropenis.

Humiliating The Man With A Micropenis

As it turned out, my caller’s penis was indeed smaller than 3.67 inches while hard. So, naturally, I had a great time telling him about his micropenis!

“Micropenis” is such a fun word, isn’t it? What it describes isn’t fun at all, but the word itself is giggle-inducing. “Micro” is even smaller than “tiny,” and that’s saying something.

So if a person has a micropenis, then what they have is an anomaly so small that it’s worth receiving a medical label. That has to be so embarrassing! I can’t imagine having a cock that small. I know if I were (heaven forbid) a guy, I would have a massive cock. But nature seems to know who deserves a teensy one and who doesn’t. How else can you explain how the betas of the world all end up hung like mosquitos?

SPH For Those Who Need It

Of course, anyone with a micropenis needs SPH. That pretty much goes without saying, doesn’t it? I’ve never actually seen one in real life with my own eyes (see above, about being a size queen). But I bet that if you’re less than 3.67 inches while hard, it practically disappears when you’re soft! Even if you’re more of a grower than a shower, if it only grows to less than 3.67 inches, you’re still not in good shape there, lol.

Luckily, you have me and other ladies like myself who love dishing out SPH to those of you with micropenises. SPH is just fun to me! It’s exciting in the way that being not-nice always is. It gives you a little bit of a thrill for being not-polite and not politically correct, as it were.

So here’s my assignment for you guys today. Measure your penis, hard and stretched out on a flat surface. Is it less than 3.67 inches under those circumstances? If so, then you need to give me a call for some micropenis SPH phone sex! If it’s larger than a micropenis but still not exactly impressive, you can still give me a ring for some SPH. I’m happy to humiliate anyone under 7 inches, to be honest with you.

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