It’s time for summer small penis humiliation!
It’s a great time for all the small penis guys to get out there and go to the beach. Now, I know what you SPH guys think. It’s okay to be tiny cocked, because everyone is small in cold water. Here is where that just isn’t true for you. I still see guys walking around the beach with rather nice dicks that are still flaccid.
Then, when that flaccid cock gets wet, it looks even larger.
You will notice how many women tend to flock to men that are not growers when looking for a new sex buddy. What lady has time to waste with a male that may or may not cum to fruition? Women want and deserve results. Now, you might think it’s okay to stuff your underwear with a sock. It might feel like it’s a very seductive idea. However, I really do want to warn against the sock stuffing idea, my little small penis males.
Everyone knows you stuff your bathing suit for summer small penis humiliation.
Your little penis might tell you that no one will notice your deceit. Your tiny pecker lies to you, telling you it will look large and mighty. It will be a magnificent cock size that will attract all the best slut women! But, trust me when I say, we all notice your penile short comings. I have to say the only positive thing about guys that stuff their bathing suits or underwear this summer would be this: I enjoy a good laugh. So, let me tell you, there’s nothing funnier than a man trying to impress me and failing miserably.
Do you love summer SPH, too?
Hugs and Kisses!
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Dear Mistress honesty is best policy!