Masturbation May, the SPH way.
It’s National Masturbation Month, and you poor little guys are probably feeling a bit left out. After all, no matter where you look, there are pictures of big fat cocks, monster sized dicks, and well hung BBC studs, but undersized, under-endowed, little, teeny weenies are rather short on representation. Masturbation May is all about celebrating the joys of cumming, and there’s never been a party in your pants that anyone actually wants to join in on. This post is for you.
Let’s face it. You’ve been cursed with a candy sized cock.
But no one would ever accuse you of being ‘fun sized’. So it’s time to make a decision. Whether to accept that your stunted little stiffy is practically a malformed clit and embrace the fact that you are a born bottom bitch; or continue teasing that little thimble dick with your finger tips, because we both know it’s not long enough to actually stroke. This Masturbation May, I want you to pick one of the following types of porn, then watch it for at least seven minutes, every day, for one week.
- BBC / Interracial
- FemDom / Pegging
- Sissy / Tranny
- Gay / Big Cock
While watching those naughty movies, I want you to think about your short comings.
Masturbation May can open up a whole new world of fantasies and kinks tailor made for feather sized fuck sticks like yours, and I want to know which type of video really gives your little dick a lift. So, curl up with some good lube, some porn clips, and let’s explore all the different ways that we can still have fun with your worthless little woody. After all, in many ways, Masturbation May is the PERFECT month to celebrate little dicks, because the men cursed with them are some of the most devoted hand humpers and masturbators around!
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