SPH is so much fun, if you’ve had a bad day.

They say laughter is the best medicine. There is absolutely no doubt there. I love to laugh, but it takes quite a bit to make me laugh at what’s on television. I have found however, that if I need a really good belly aching laugh, all I need to do is look at a tiny cock.

So, have your tiny cocked man pull down his pants.

Have him strip for you like a Chippendale’s dancer. If you ask nicely, he will get a big compliment out of the concept that you want him to dance like he has a thick cock. Face it, little cocked men are not asked for this very often. Well, let me rephrase. They are not asked more then once to do this.

I, on the other hand, love watching a small dicked loser strip for me.

There is nothing like the humiliation of dancing in front of a group of women only to have them laughing not with you, but at you. It’s enough to make the teeny tiny cock want to retreat back into the cave. Speaking of caves, have you ever seen a cock so tiny that you could not see the head?

I have actually seen a cock retreat into the balls.

This was a man that was once fat and had a larger set of balls. His cock head when not aroused would actually retreat into his balls so it disappeared completely. It was quite the treat to look and laugh at. I recommend every woman having one or two small dicked losers so that, if you’re feeling down or it’s that time of the month, you can laugh.

SPH will always brighten Ms. Simone's Day!

Are you a small dicked loser?

I would love to laugh at YOU!


Demon Mistress Simone

(cause it’s fun being evil)

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