Stuck with a Stunted Stiffy? Ms Lilly Wants YOU!
…To Participate in the Octoberfest Pint-Sized Penis Game
You didn’t honestly think that puny little package could satisfy a woman’s desire for anything but comedic relief, did you? You already know that ridiculous little short shaft was made to be mocked. A pathetic pint-sized penis like that was meant for mockery. You’re used to being laughed at for having a tiny dick. In fact….you’ve started to crave it.
You Adore Small Penis Humiliation
Having a Humiliatrix giggle and laugh as she points out that you’re hung like a Ken Doll sends an erotic thrill down your spine. When you feel each scathing word bite into your mind like the lash of a whip, your itty bitty pencil prick stands at full attention. When she verbally flays you for your pathetic and useless little dick, your candy-sized cock wants to cum.
It’s Time to Embrace Your Shortcomings
You’ve already accepted the fact that you’re stuck with a stunted stifffie….why not take advantage of it? In fact….why not seize the opportunity to be rewarded for it? Now through October 20th, I’m calling all cocks big and small to my blog to dare to bare their measurements. I’m searching for two very different pint-Sized Cocks in honor of Octoberfest: the tiniest, most insignificant hide and seek hammer, and the cock who’s dimensions closest match an actual pint glass I have at home. All entries MUST be received by October 20th 11:59pm EST. For full details & to enter for your chance to win, visit the original post here. Winners get their choice of prizes:
- a free 2 minute teaser audio
- a blog post on the topic of your choice
- or a song of your choosing during my cock radio show with a dedication if you like.
Winners will be announced on the 21st, and emailed with either their audio prize, date of blog publication, or a request to know what song to play during my cock radio show. In the meantime, feel free to give me a call & I’ll happily tease that tiny tinkertoy to my heart’s content. You’ve already won the crap shoot genetic lottery by getting the short end of the stick (in fact, hardly any stick at all)—isn’t it about time you won a fun prize?
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Dear Mistress Lilly, thank you.i hope my small pennis size amuses you.But i really do not have a small penis i have a small clittty.thank you sincerely yours sissy slave ted
Dear Mistress Lily, small and insignicant and could only please my mistress, a mistress only with lots of obedience, sincerely yours sissy slave ted
I have the smallest mini penis &; mini testes &; have the photos to prove it !!! Limp or hard mine is the tiniest in length , width & diameter & my tetstes are super tiny as well ! I think LDW should hold the tiniest penis in the world contest publicaly for 2014 & I WILL WIN IT HANDS DOWN !!! What will the prizes be I dont know ? I will leave that up to the women of LDW !!! Thank you , sincerely , douglas t. Gugel aka tinypp sissy aka sissy lynn starr aka pindick sissy weakling crybaby cuckold pansy pantywaste faggot wimp