I see you touching your tiny  pathetic penis...

I see you touching your tiny pathetic penis…

Some people seem to think I am pretty mean.

Personally, I consider Myself to be just flat kinky with a dark sense of humor. Perhaps you can tell Me what you think when I tell you the things that really turn Me on. I especially enjoy shopping for masks. I love all sorts of masks from the batman mask to my favorite movie stars when I can find them. Obviously, the mask is never for Me. No indeed, the mask is for a man that is inadequate in bed.

I prefer a large cock!

Well, what woman would not require this out of her lover? If a man cannot please you in bed, they are pretty much a friend right? Well, I suppose I’ve made adjustments to this rule by getting guys with small cocks to wear a mask in bed. I can do this for a few months before I get bored with the mask and go back to needing a larger cock in bed. Really, who ever said size does not matter has never had incredible sex. 🙂 I, however, have had multiple orgasmic sex so good that I practically forgot My name, (let alone his) You really can only have sex like that with a large, not a tiny cock.

This leads to the male strap-on.

What a fantastic creation. Look it up and you will understand. It’s a strap-on made to fit a male. (Honestly, I had My small dicked lovers wear a feminine strap-on before I knew about the male version.) I find it quite titillating though to go shopping with My small dicked male for a strap-on for them to use on ME. It is especially a turn-on for Me when I can get a salesperson to help.

Are you ready to please your mate with a fake cock?

Can you hear Me laughing, because I am while I look at your pathetic penis.

Even with a strap-on and a mask, you should know the truth. I’m going to go out and have sex with real MEN! (insert tears here)

I’ll be torturing you soon!


(Give in to your Darkness…)

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