Well, well, well, if it isn’t the man with the little nubbin known as a small penis? I knew you would be crawling back to the humiliation boot camp site for more. How could you not? I mean, you are one sick, twisted, small-dicked pathetic waste of a human flesh, aren’t you, little man? So, in the spirit of this New Year, and the season of resolutions, I want you to take out a piece of paper and divide it down the middle with a big line. Then, I want you to write on one side RESOLUTIONS and on the other DE-RESOLUTIONS. I know, I know, you are probably all scratching your heads wondering, “Mistress Courtney, just what is a de-resolution?” It’s when you know that something is an utter impossibility, so you can’t resolve to do it, rendering it a “de-resolution!” Got it, bitch? Good! So on the list of things you want to accomplish this year, be sure to put things that you actually can do, oh, like let’s say, suck a big dick far superior to yours, or perhaps, let your hot wife get the fucking she deserves and then eat her cream pie after she’s been fucked by a real man, that kind of thing. And on the “De-Resolution” side, list all the things you simply will never, ever in your lifetime be able to do because of your worthless little dick, like, fuck a woman so deep she turns into a howling wolf, or walk into a bar and get any woman you want because you have such a…
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