Hello my grunts and groaners, Cock Commander Mistress Ashley is back to give you one hell of an assignment today. Your number one New Years resolution had better be to follow through on your assignments in 2009 and get the job done or you will be deemed just another worthless, pathetic, asswipe that I wont even waste my skills on. Do you read me loud and clear? Good, now stand at attention! Not that dick you dumb ass, get your worthless butt up and get dressed, we’re going on a field trip today that will really test your worthiness. Consider this an audition, if you pass you will be of some use to me and I’ll keep you around for amusement purposes only. Should you fail you will be booted out of “Ashley’s Army” for good. There are no second chances for good for nothing jerk offs so you had better give it all you’ve got and then some! Am I getting through to you now? If so, you may read on and at least I’ll know you’ve got the bullocks to try. Today we are going to converge on the adult toy store. Buying toys on the internet is just plain lazy and for pussy’s. Stand up, be somewhat of a man and get your ass in there! Now approach the salesgirl and ask what her best selling anal toy is. When she produces it politely ask if it would feel good on your testacles as well. Ask her to show you the new arrivals of porn dvd’s and get the most popular one, no matter what it is. Tell her that you are a chronic wanker and you just can’t keep your hands off of yourself. Apologize to her for taking up so much of her valuable time and tell her that she is remarkably beautiful and that you are pathetically stupid. Now, head back to the base and take off all your clothes, pop the dvd into player and lube up. Remove anal toy from packaging and insert slowly. Once inside you, work both that cock and toy until you can stand it no longer and are teetering on that edge. It is then that you may click my message to you.
Mistress Ashley has spoken!
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