Ok asswipe … here’s the deal. You … yes, you, right there with your dick in your hand, stroking like there’s no tomorrow. You’re a moron … and I think we all know it. You sit there, day in and day out, staring at pictures on the web like some teenage boy with his first hardon. What the fuck is wrong with you? Have you never seen a pair of tits before? No, dickwad, I didn’t mean in person … we all know you’ve never seen a naked woman in the flesh, so to speak. But come on, eventually even the most dedicated loser can’t find something new on the internet … you have to suck it up, get out of your mother’s fucking basement and go outside. Some people even go outside on a regular basis … it’s called a JOB. No, I’m not talking about the $5.75 per hour you make flipping burgers down at the local greasepit. I mean an actual job, where you have to wear your own clothes instead of a uniform. I know, big changes for you, so used to sitting in your same cum-crusted underwear for days on end, but hey, you never know. Maybe if you actually got up and went outside you’ll be able to find some other loser like yourself and you can start a support group for yourselves … Srtokers Anonymous … there’ll be 12 steps to breaking free of the cycle of bad porn and cheap lube. But then again …
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