We all know you are too pathetic to get a real woman. Especially with that itty bitty winkie of yours. Yet, you crave the company of a woman and the ability to stick that pinprick inside of a hole and fuck it. Well, we are going to take care of that. You have an assignment that will give you that companion that you have been longing for. Go to a sex store, they have oodles of blow up dolls there; the only type of woman who will ever give you the time of day and allow you to fuck. When purchasing your new girlfriend you are to go to the hottest sales lady in the store and tell her your desire. You want someone who will appreciate you even though you have the tiniest cock in the world and cannot satisfy a real woman. You want a new girlfriend. Purchase her. By the way, her name is Misty. Take Misty home, and blow her up. You are not just going to fuck Misty. You need to wine and dine her. You will cook a romantic dinner for the two of you and try to convince her to sleep with you. OMG, what a fucking loser! Finally, she will give in. Make love to Misty, show her that she is the woman for you. After you cum in her hole, you will of course eat her out to clean her up.
That is not the completion of your assignment, however. I want at least 5 people to know about Misty. She is to stay on your couch day and night…you will kiss, cuddle and caress. Talk about your new woman to your friends, family and co-workers. After all, she is the only woman in the world who will ever give you the time of day, loser!
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