Okay privates, your Drill Mistress is feeling quite generous today. I thought I would help your love life a little, with a short and sweet assignment.

For this assignment, you will pick out your tightest jeans. A pair of spandex shorts would be even better. And attach a pair of suspenders to those jeans. And take a paper bag along with you.

Micropricks are not allowed to stuff their jeans. And I want you to approach 5 women a day. That’s right 5 women, who aren’t hookers!  Every single day! Oh, and I want them completely sober, sane, and with an average IQ. I know; that eliminates half of your dating pool.

And you will use the following pick up lines on these unsuspecting women:

1) I may not be the best looking  guy, or the richest guy or the smartest, but……. Okay, just say no.

2) Hi,  I’ve been feeling kind of off lately, do you want to turn me on?

3) You would look beautiful, if I had a drink in my hand.

4) You know what would make you look even better? An ugly loser like me as your boyfriend.

5) Why don’t you come over to my place tonight and bring some of your friends? My face seats 3.

6) If you don’t give me your telephone number, I will have to spend another lonely night with my hand. And honestly, after years of lonely nights, my hand is about ready to leave me too.

You will write down the number of times you are rejected! And how you were rejected. And post them here underneath this assignment.

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