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You are Not a Real Man

A Real Man Gets Pussy

Are you aware of the fact that a woman’s pussy is saved for a real man with a real cock? If this surprises you, then you are either a real man who has underestimated the value of his endowment, or you’re a guy who has not been able to . . . → Read More: You are Not a Real Man

SPH: So, You Have a Pin Dick

Get your pocket pussy out, small cocked loser boy!

Hello Loser Boy!

I think we both know, that with that tiny little pecker between your legs you could never satisfy any women in your life. So, the sooner you come to the conclusion that you need a pocket pussy, the better you will . . . → Read More: SPH: So, You Have a Pin Dick

Your Public Humiliation Starts Now

Have you been to the sex shop yet? You tell me you have when we’re on the phone, but we both know you haven’t really done it. Only certain types of people go into a place like that. For you, it would be so embarrassing. But it would be even more shameful if people . . . → Read More: Your Public Humiliation Starts Now

You’re Naked, Exposed, and Revealed to Mistress Piper

You Know You Need It!800-601-6975

Let me guess. You saw a cute little blog post about getting naked for Mistress on cam, and you thought that would be such a fun thing to do!

Before you know it, you’re stripped down, cold, with your little winky naked and exposed. It suddenly occurs to you . . . → Read More: You’re Naked, Exposed, and Revealed to Mistress Piper

You’re Not a Real Man

You’re not a real man.

It’s got to be glaringly obvious by now that you’re not a real man. You’re barely even worthy of being in polite company as a servant or slave, and you certainly know that you could never pretend to be manly enough to fool anyone. You are a weak and . . . → Read More: You’re Not a Real Man

Summer Small Penis Humiliation

It’s time for summer small penis humiliation!

It’s a great time for all the small penis guys to get out there and go to the beach. Now, I know what you SPH guys think. It’s okay to be tiny cocked, because everyone is small in cold water. Here is where that just isn’t true . . . → Read More: Summer Small Penis Humiliation

Managing Your Small Penis Problem

Small Penis Emergency

I heard you had an emergency! You looked down, and you saw that your penis shrunk! Really? Well, maybe your junk always was small, but for whatever reason, you think it’s shrunk up even more. Here is a 911 protocol you must do to help a small penis in need:

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Humiliation for the Small Penis Pervert

Hello, Humiliation Junkie. I’ve got something new for you, Pervert!

Humiliating Chair Humper!

First, I blindfold you and walk you to your office. It’s the weekend and everyone is gone. I’m really happy about this, so I put a blindfold over your eyes and tell you I have a new surprise for you. . . . → Read More: Humiliation for the Small Penis Pervert

An SPH Present for You Small Dicked Losers

It’s time that My small penis humiliation losers got a little SPH present!

SPH is FUN!

I wrap it up in a box covered with pink duct tape and tell you it’s going to be be your favorite sex toy in the whole world. This is why your present is wrapped in pussy . . . → Read More: An SPH Present for You Small Dicked Losers

Cock Contest: How Little is Yours

Show Me Your Little Cock

Oh, that little penis. Must be tough to have one right? So, who actually really gets to see and laugh at it?

Well, I’m giving you an opportunity to do just that. I want you to send me a picture of your little cock. Yup. That’s what I want.

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