You are going to go on a humiliation scavenger hunt. Below is a list of 9 things that you must do, in order to finish the scavenger hunt. You . . . → Read More: Humiliation with Ms. Alexis]]>

Up until now, I have been taking it very easy on you guys with my assignments. So now it’s time to crank up the intensity.

You are going to go on a humiliation scavenger hunt. Below is a list of 9 things that you must do, in order to finish the scavenger hunt. You will only do 1 activity a day. There’s an extra credit assignment for the small guys. And I will need proof from at least 4 of the activities, to show that you completed the hunt.

1) Pull or walk up to a group of pretty women and start singing ” I’m too sexy” by Right Said Fred. If you don’t know the words look them up, they are very easy to learn.

2) Fill out an application to become a hooter’s girl. Extra points if you go dressed in a wig and lipstick.

3) Go to a beauty salon. Ask the receptionist how much it would cost you to get a perm, a hair weave, and some eyelashes.

4) Go to a drugstore and ask a female clerk for the condom aisle. Look in the aisle for a minute, then go back to the same clerk. Tell her that all the condoms are way too big for you. Ask if they sell a smaller size. If they do sell smaller condoms, you will tell her that you need a size smaller than that. If they don’t sell smaller condoms, ask to speak to a manager. Ask the manager for smaller condoms.

5) Make a pink business card for yourself that says ‘ The 3 minute Stud Muffin- call for some good but fast loving.” Pass it out to 5 women. Do not put your telephone number on the business card.

6) Find your local sexaholic support group, and attend a meeting. Introduce yourself as a chronic masturbator. While you are telling them about the way you can’t control your habits, I want your hands to start sliding down towards your pants. Fondle yourself through your pants for 10 seconds.

7) Go into a porn shop, and ask for your favorite porn movie. Tell the clerk you forgot the name of it, and act out 1 scene of the movie for the clerk. So he can help you find it. Extra Credit for acting out a guy on guy scene.

Go to another porn shop, and ask for a anal probe. Just like the one ued on you, when you were abducted by aliens. Describe the anal probe to the clerk.

9) Go to a bar or a club, wearing a white t-shirt. On the t-shirt you will write in big letters with a marker” I am a 2 inch loser. ” Spend at least one hour in the club trying to pick up women.

10) Here’s extra credit for the itsy, bitsy, tiny losers: Find a local art class that needs nude volunteers. Volunteer to be one of the nude models. Your shortcomings will be immortalized on canvas for all to see.

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For this assignment, you will pick out your tightest jeans. A pair of spandex shorts would be even better. And attach a pair of suspenders to those jeans. . . . → Read More: Humiliation with Ms Alexis]]>

Okay privates, your Drill Mistress is feeling quite generous today. I thought I would help your love life a little, with a short and sweet assignment.

For this assignment, you will pick out your tightest jeans. A pair of spandex shorts would be even better. And attach a pair of suspenders to those jeans. And take a paper bag along with you.

Micropricks are not allowed to stuff their jeans. And I want you to approach 5 women a day. That’s right 5 women, who aren’t hookers!  Every single day! Oh, and I want them completely sober, sane, and with an average IQ. I know; that eliminates half of your dating pool.

And you will use the following pick up lines on these unsuspecting women:

1) I may not be the best looking  guy, or the richest guy or the smartest, but……. Okay, just say no.

2) Hi,  I’ve been feeling kind of off lately, do you want to turn me on?

3) You would look beautiful, if I had a drink in my hand.

4) You know what would make you look even better? An ugly loser like me as your boyfriend.

5) Why don’t you come over to my place tonight and bring some of your friends? My face seats 3.

6) If you don’t give me your telephone number, I will have to spend another lonely night with my hand. And honestly, after years of lonely nights, my hand is about ready to leave me too.

You will write down the number of times you are rejected! And how you were rejected. And post them here underneath this assignment.

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Well your Mistress is going to whip you into shape, if it’s the last thing that you do.

First exercise is naked jumping jacks. get undressed and grab your . . . → Read More: Humiliation with Ms Alexis]]>

Attention: Your drill Mistress is absolute perfection. While you wankers are all out of shape. Beating your dicks is the only exercise you ever get!

Well your Mistress is going to whip you into shape, if it’s the last thing that you do.

First exercise is naked jumping jacks. get undressed and grab your dildo. If you don’t have a dildo; grab a cucumber, zucchini or carrot stick. Cover with a condom, and you have a homemade dildo. Now stick it in your mouth or ass; then give me 20. Clench your mouth and ass cheeks hard. If that dildo falls out, you will have to do 20 jumping jacks.

Now for our basic march. Down on hands and knees, butt up in the air, dildos inside your mouth or your ass. While marching back and forth on the floor, you will do a cadence call.
Cadence Call ( Military Chant)!

I’m on my knees my ass in the air
a big dildo in me and it’s not really fair
If I wasn’t a fat ass it wouldn’t be this way
have to keep myself stuffed for the whole damn day

Keep those dildos inside for the entire day, while doing a cadence call every hour. Until next time maggot!

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Now usually we don’t like our soldiers having sex or masturbating without the proper Drill Mistress guiding you. But with that little tic tac, you probably haven’t had sex with anything other than your fingers in a long time.

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Okay,  privates here’s an assignment for all the needledicks.

Now usually we don’t like our soldiers having sex or masturbating without the proper Drill Mistress guiding you. But with that little tic tac, you probably haven’t had sex with anything other than your fingers in a long time.

So today is the day you get lucky! You will buy a box of cheerios, and a box of magnum condoms. You know the condoms for real men with real cocks. I know you have stared at that magnum box in the store, wishing your cocklette could fit in it.

Now private tic tac, take your purchases home and get ready for a wild night. Oops, I mean a wild 5 minutes for you. I want you to take a magnum condom and fill it with lubrication. The lubrication will take up more space than your tic tac cock will. Slip that condom on your tiny pricklet, and hold it tight with one hand. Now open your box of cheerios and take out one cheerio. That is what you will be pumping.

First, you must tell that cheerio how pretty it looks tonight, and how you have been waiting for a long time for something that could fit you tiny little dicklet. That’s right loser get that cheerio very hot!

Now with one hand still on that magnum condom, you will hump that cheerio. Passionately grinding your hips and thrusting into it. Moan loudly, while telling that cheerio what a great piece of ass it is.

And it is the only piece you will ever get, tic tac!

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Go to a local sex shop, if you don’t have a sex store near you, . . . → Read More: Humiliation with Ms Alexis]]>

Attention Private Loser! Your Drill Mistress has a humiliating assignment for you. Now everyone knows that you don’t have friends, and no one likes you. So I decided to take pity on you, and help you get some friends!

Go to a local sex shop, if you don’t have a sex store near you, you can order off the internet. If you order off of the internet, you must call customer service and order from a live person.

Now at the sex shop I want you to pick out 6 dildos, with the help of the salespeople. You will tell the sex shop workers, that you are picking out some friends for yourself. You will get the cheapest dildos, because a sad loser like you doesn’t deserve the good stuff.

Now go to a local lingerie store, and pick out 6 pairs of panties. Tell the saleswomen they are for the new friends that you bought. Take your purchases home.

Now your lonely little life begins! Dress those dildos up in the panties. Now give them all names, that your little brain can remember! Tonight you will have a slumber party with your friends.

I want you to have snacks, music, and movies to watch with your friends. First you are going to chat with your new friends, telling them about your sorry existence. And everything that happened in your day, from people ignoring you, to doors getting slammed in your face. Then play some music and dance with every last one of your friends. Lastly you are going to watch a movie with your friends by your side on your couch. During the movie keep telling them how grateful you are to finally have friends.

Then its off to bed, position your friends all around you and kiss them good night.  Then the next time you go to work, I want you to call home during your lunch break, and leave a message telling them how much you miss them.
And what a great time you had at the slumber party!

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For this assignment, I want you dressed in your prettiest outfit. So get your pretty bra and panties. I want you in a pair of heels, the higher the better. And . . . → Read More: Humiliation Assignment with Ms Alexis]]>

Hello my lovely sissy maids. Today I want all of you to feel just like Cinderella. Before she went to the ball. Lol.

For this assignment, I want you dressed in your prettiest outfit. So get your pretty bra and panties. I want you in a pair of heels, the higher the better. And a pair of silky sissy stockings. You will also need a box of maxipads.

Get dressed up in that gorgeous outfit. Don’t forget to put a pad inside of those silky panties. Now, your Mistress is going to a ball, and you are left all alone to clean the bathroom.

Get your cleaning fluids together. Fortunately for you, I won’t make you use your own bodily fluids this time! You will get down on your hands and knees with those panties showing; and scrub the floor using a fresh maxipad. I know how delicate you sissy maids are. So grab some more maxipads and stick them to your knees and elbows.

Assume the position!  Now scrub!

You will stay down on your hands and knees until you have completely cleaned the bathroom. Thinking about your beautiful drill Mistress enjoying herself at the ball.

Make sure you clean the toilet, the sink and the tub. There will be an inspection afterwards. If I can’t see my reflection in the floor, you will be caged .Now what do you think about fairy tales?

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