You are Not a Real Man

A Real Man Gets Pussy Are you aware of the fact that a woman’s pussy is saved for a real man with a real cock? If this surprises you, then you are either a real man who has underestimated the value of his endowment, or you’re a guy who has not been able to...

SPH: So, You Have a Pin Dick

Get your pocket pussy out, small cocked loser boy! I think we both know, that with that tiny little pecker between your legs you could never satisfy any women in your life. So, the sooner you come to the conclusion that you need a pocket pussy, the better you will...

Managing Your Small Penis Problem

Small Penis Emergency I heard you had an emergency! You looked down, and you saw that your penis shrunk! Really? Well, maybe your junk always was small, but for whatever reason, you think it’s shrunk up even more. Here is a 911 protocol you must do to help a small...