A Real Man Gets Pussy

Are you aware of the fact that a woman’s pussy is saved for a real man with a real cock? If this surprises you, then you are either a real man who has underestimated the value of his endowment, or you’re a guy who has not been able to get any pussy and you never thought to look between your legs for the reason for your chronic failure.

So, big boy, which one of those are you?

Did you also know that only a real man can get a beautiful woman to suck his cock? Sissies, pussies, faggots and posers alike just don’t have the “charisma” beautiful women are looking for and they typically leave a social situation frustrated with blue balls that cannot seem to get any feminine-led oral relief.

I realize leaving a party or a club or a bar with your tail hanging between your legs can have a powerful and deleterious effect on the fragile male ego. Well, it’s a good thing you have a Mistress you can call on and discuss your Saturday night woes with. You see, here at the Enchantrix Empire the Mistresses know how much a dog-eat-dog world it is and offers you a much needed and well-earned respite from your stress while giving you the opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe environment.

I think this makes you a very fortunate man, don’t you agree?

And You Don’t

You fantasize a lot, maybe more than the average person, and need to get your rocks off at predictable intervals. Believe me, I get it. But with so many beautiful women refusing to spread their legs for you and refusing to get dirty knees for you, where can you turn?

I think you already know the answer to that question, sailor. I will see you around the Empire, big boy.

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