Get your pocket pussy out, small cocked loser boy!

Hello Loser Boy!

I think we both know, that with that tiny little pecker between your legs you could never satisfy any women in your life. So, the sooner you come to the conclusion that you need a pocket pussy, the better you will feel. I mean, come on, look at it. You are an SPH loser!

Would YOU want that teeny weenie inside of you if you were a woman?

If you are being honest with yourself, then the answer should be HELL NO! No one in their right mind would sign up for bad sex. But look, here you are wanting to give it out to any willing women. Of course, willing women is a pretty subjective statement as well. I think we both know that most women would turn you down cold if they knew how tiny and sad your cock truly was.

It’s a pity that men don’t come with labels, like, on their jeans!

I would love to know your cock size upon looking at your jeans, much more so then your waist size. Imagine what a better world it would be if that was the case. Men would learn pretty early how insignificant their endowment was so they could focus on other things in their life like making money. At least then you could give me SOMETHING worthwhile since it’s not going to be your pathetic cock! So, now that we have decided you are not going to ever get laid, let’s do something productive.

So, take out your pocket pussy and name her.

She is, after all, going to be your wife now that you know that your cock will never satisfy a real woman. Don’t cry, humiliating knowledge will just make you stronger in the long run. Happy tiny stroking!

Hugs and Kisses!

Mistress Simone

 

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