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Baggy Pants are a Must for Your Pathetic Boner

I want you to wear baggy pants, darling, when we go out.

I know I’ve kept you denied for so long that a good breeze gives you a stiffy, and, frankly, it’s getting embarrassing for me. Every time we go out, you spring a boner on me! I swear, it’s like you’re a teenager . . . → Read More: Baggy Pants are a Must for Your Pathetic Boner

Tiny little cock solution from Ms. Simone

It’s not your fault that you have such a tiny little cock!

Holiday Humiliation!

It’s the holiday season, and you deserve a break.  All year long, you get to hear about how worthless your little cocklet is to women.  You never get a break, it seems, and always have to deal with tons . . . → Read More: Tiny little cock solution from Ms. Simone

Do You Know What a “Cuck” Is?

What is a cuck?

It’s a word that’s getting a lot more play nowadays, with an emboldened surge from the conservative end of the internet. “Cuck” is being used as an insult! It’s a word meant to indicate a weak, pathetic, worthless male, a cuckold who can’t attract or please a woman, and who . . . → Read More: Do You Know What a “Cuck” Is?

Ms. Piper Demands On The Job Anal Penetration

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Serving me is not easy, and even if you think you’re hardcore, I’m going to challenge you to some serious anal penetration play.

Have you ever tried to have a conversation with your boss while your ass was stuffed? That can be a bit. . . distracting. . . . → Read More: Ms. Piper Demands On The Job Anal Penetration