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Ms. Piper Caught You Masturbating, Now You’ll Pay!

I’ll keep your secrets! (Maybe) 800-356-6201

You think I don’t know what you’re doing when you disappear into my bathroom while all of my other guests are socializing.

You think I won’t notice how long you stay gone, and you think I won’t know you’ve been going through my dirty panties in my . . . → Read More: Ms. Piper Caught You Masturbating, Now You’ll Pay!

Pindick Condom Shopping With Ms Christine

Is That The Right Size Condom For Your Pindick?

You’ll have to ask the clerk about pindick sized condoms…

Magnum?  Really?  You think that tiny little pindick will fit in a Magnum sized condom?  That’s like putting a golf pencil in a gallon sized Ziploc bag!  I think you need some help . . . → Read More: Pindick Condom Shopping With Ms Christine

Humiliation Ass-tastic Workout With Ms Christine

Do You Know What A Peg Race Is?

I’m gonna give that ass a real workout!

Oh, I’m sure you’ve seen them in that porn you watch humiliation slut, especially the lesbian sorority initiation ones.  You line up a bunch of dildoes – biggest to smallest – and you start at . . . → Read More: Humiliation Ass-tastic Workout With Ms Christine

Body Worship for the UN-Endowed Man

Body Worship is essential for tiny dicked men.

I love having my body worshiped from head to toe. It’s not about the male when being licked, but, rather, about the female. It is the female that is all important . Think about it, men can cum only once, maybe twice if you have a . . . → Read More: Body Worship for the UN-Endowed Man

Ms. Piper Knows Your Stumpy Dick Is Good For Only One Thing

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You look down at that ridiculous small penis appendage poking up and you realize it’s not good for much.

Want to find out what it is good for? Pull down your pants and show me what you’ve got. How many inches are you rocking in your undies? Two? . . . → Read More: Ms. Piper Knows Your Stumpy Dick Is Good For Only One Thing