I have a very fun and humiliating assignment for all of you small penis men (I should say boys, since you don’t have the dick to be a man, not a real man, but I digress…). Here’s the drill: this is going to be like a small penis scavenger hunt. I want you to go out in search of something that resembles your penis in length and width. It can be a common household item or a food, whatever you can find that if you were to put your dick beside it, they would be the same size. Some of the things that come to my mind are: batteries, the small ones, corks, hot dogs, tic tacs, vienna sausages, baby carrots, pens, pencils, you get the picture. For the next part of the scavenger hunt, I want you to take a photo of the item in question, with your little dick next to it for a fair comparison. Then I want you to keep that picture in your wallet. When you are out at a club, feelin’ frisky, thinking, “This girl might be the one into small dicks!” I want you to whip that picture out of your wallet and show it to her. Tell her with pride that you are the not so proud owner of a teeny tiny penis. If you do this, and do it exactly as I have described I can promise you two things: Number One, you will know for sure if she is the one girl that is into small penises, right away, and Number Two, you will be humiliated beyond belief either way! Happy scavenging little dick (for objects and for pussy)! You can sure that the girls will say…
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