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Training for a man with a small penis

Everyone knows that it’s absolutely horrible to have a small penis.

Pull out Mr. Tiny!

Pull out Mr. Tiny!

That is pretty much a given. If you have a small dick, then you are screwed, so to speak, as far as being with a woman that does not cheat on you. After all, you are not any good in bed. It’s pretty much a fact. Yes, women do marry for other reasons other then just sex. They marry for security at times, and even friendship. Occasionally, a woman will marry out of desperation. But, let’s be honest with ourselves.

An attractive woman is not going to settle unless, of course, she is secure financially.

So, as a man with a small penis, it is essential that you either have a fantastic personality or a great job. It really does help immensely if you have both. The absolute worse thing that you could have as a tiny male would be to have premature ejaculation of your pinprick cock.

Luckily, we can help with your premature ejaculation.

Edging, or jerking off for long periods of time without cumming, is a great way to build endurance in the bedroom. It is absolutely essential that you practice often jerking off without the sensation of orgasm. Even orgasm denial is a great art form for your micro penis. The longer you can go without spilling your semen, the better your tiny little soldier will be in bed. (Given, that is, that you can get someone to have sex with you.) Okay, that was a low blow, I suppose, but coming to terms with your tiny dick is also essential to your growth, so to speak, as a man.

Do you have a tiny dick that needs edging or denial?

We can help!!

LOVE,

Mistress Simone

(cause it’s fun being evil…)

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Practice Face Sitting for Mistress Piper

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If I had a dollar for every submissive who told me he’s good with his tongue, I’d be a very rich woman.

BTW: “good with my tongue” is code for, “I have a little penis, but I fantasize that I’m still useful to women, because I eat pussy . . . → Read More: Practice Face Sitting for Mistress Piper

Talk Dirty To Ms Christine

You Know I Can Talk Dirty To You

Tell me all those naughty thoughts of yours…

It’s what we Humiliation phone sex Mistresses do!  We talk dirty and kinky to you, and get you all hot and bothered.  We tease your hard cock and your swollen, aching blue balls, and get you . . . → Read More: Talk Dirty To Ms Christine

Beach Humiliation for Fat Fetishists

(This post is specifically geared towards those kinksters who enjoy, and get off on, fat shaming, degradation, and mocking of a specific body type. If any of that content makes you uncomfortable, or you know you won’t enjoy it, please find a different post to entertain . . . → Read More: Beach Humiliation for Fat Fetishists

Humiliation for the Straight Man

What’s more humiliating to a straight man than getting caught wearing panties in front of beautiful women?

Humiliation Bootcamp!

Sometimes I wonder, when a man is trying to get into my panties, how far would he go? How much humiliation would he be willing to take to get into my bed? . . . → Read More: Humiliation for the Straight Man

‘Sex Doll Girlfriends Are Perfect For Loser Pindicks

Secret masturbation at it’s best

There’s nothing like a good, ole’ fashioned doll fuck. One of my long time callers swears by this. Using a doll as a sex toy is secret masturbation at it’s best. Hidden, naughty, and discreet is the name of the game because having a secret is fun, and there . . . → Read More: ‘Sex Doll Girlfriends Are Perfect For Loser Pindicks

CFNM Humiliation Makes Ms. Piper Smile

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You want to make me smile, don’t you? Then get naked for Mistress!

What’s the matter? Are you afraid I’ll see your hard little pee pee? You aren’t ashamed of it, are you?

What do you mean, you’re afraid my friends will catch you naked? Of course they’re . . . → Read More: CFNM Humiliation Makes Ms. Piper Smile

Masturbation May: The Small Penis Humiliation Way

Masturbation May, the SPH way.

It’s National Masturbation Month, and you poor little guys are probably feeling a bit left out. After all, no matter where you look, there are pictures of big fat cocks, monster sized dicks, and well hung BBC studs, but undersized, under-endowed, little, teeny weenies are rather short . . . → Read More: Masturbation May: The Small Penis Humiliation Way

Masturbation Fun the Entire Month of May

Masturbation May is Going to Rock Your Cock

Hello, Daily Cock fans. This is Princess Andi, and I am so excited that May is just around the corner! Did you know Sunday, May 1st, kicks off Masturbation May? Yes! Masturbation May is a month long celebration of, well­, you guessed it, all things masturbation! . . . → Read More: Masturbation Fun the Entire Month of May

Humiliate Yourself for Mistress Harper

It’s time for you to humiliate yourself for my amusement.

I love it when a man agrees to humiliate himself for me. When I can laugh and point and have you agree to quite literally anything just to amuse me, well, that’s just perfect. I know you’re a slut for me, and will you . . . → Read More: Humiliate Yourself for Mistress Harper