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‘Sex Doll Girlfriends Are Perfect For Loser Pindicks

Secret masturbation at it’s best

There’s nothing like a good, ole’ fashioned doll fuck. One of my long time callers swears by this. Using a doll as a sex toy is secret masturbation at it’s best. Hidden, naughty, and discreet is the name of the game because having a secret is fun, and there are just some things you just don’t bring up at the holiday dinner.

My caller loves his plastic pussy princess. For one thing, he can get a blowjob any time. But the biggest reason of all is because she doesn’t mind his sad little pindick. She can’t laugh when he waves it in her face, no sir. She also can’t complain that she can’t feel it inside her or ask if it’s ‘in’. (You know, because a real woman would!)

Using a doll as a sex toy is secret masturbation at it's best

Let’s play (doll) house

Playing house with a doll is super easy. She’s the perfect girlfriend that lets you do whatever you want. She accepts your sweaty offering of social rejection and extensive sexual failure and it doesn’t have to affect the relationship. You can grope her anytime you like, and she never bats your hand away like you’re some perv.

My caller has officially slept with more dolls than actual women, but he can be his true kinky self with them. He can felch his own cum without raising any eyebrows from a judgemental, real girlfriend. He can have anal with that doll every night if he chooses or talk to the doll and pretend he finally has a confidante.

Maybe you should finally accept what my caller did years ago: that there’s no way a woman will ever end up in your bed without money exchanging hands, and the erotic humiliation of a good ole’ fashioned doll fuck is exactly what you need. It’s probably the closest thing you’ll ever get to anything anatomically correct!

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CFNM Humiliation Makes Ms. Piper Smile

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You want to make me smile, don’t you? Then get naked for Mistress!

What’s the matter? Are you afraid I’ll see your hard little pee pee? You aren’t ashamed of it, are you?

What do you mean, you’re afraid my friends will catch you naked? Of course they’re . . . → Read More: CFNM Humiliation Makes Ms. Piper Smile

Masturbation May: The Small Penis Humiliation Way

Masturbation May, the SPH way.

It’s National Masturbation Month, and you poor little guys are probably feeling a bit left out. After all, no matter where you look, there are pictures of big fat cocks, monster sized dicks, and well hung BBC studs, but undersized, under-endowed, little, teeny weenies are rather short . . . → Read More: Masturbation May: The Small Penis Humiliation Way

Masturbation Fun the Entire Month of May

Masturbation May is Going to Rock Your Cock

Hello, Daily Cock fans. This is Princess Andi, and I am so excited that May is just around the corner! Did you know Sunday, May 1st, kicks off Masturbation May? Yes! Masturbation May is a month long celebration of, well­, you guessed it, all things masturbation! . . . → Read More: Masturbation Fun the Entire Month of May

Humiliate Yourself for Mistress Harper

It’s time for you to humiliate yourself for my amusement.

I love it when a man agrees to humiliate himself for me. When I can laugh and point and have you agree to quite literally anything just to amuse me, well, that’s just perfect. I know you’re a slut for me, and will you . . . → Read More: Humiliate Yourself for Mistress Harper

More Humiliation Ideas from Ms. Christine

A Humiliation “How To” For Your Slave

There are so many ways a woman can humiliate a male…

This Humiliation Bootcamp post is really for the ladies- your Mistress, your cuckolding hot wife, your controlling girlfriend.  Of course, I’m sure you’ve stumbled upon this post, so you’ll have to send her the . . . → Read More: More Humiliation Ideas from Ms. Christine

Humiliating Assignment from Mistress Simone

Dear Ladies, Here’s your humiliating assignment for your straight man. I double dare him to do it while you watch!

You will learn to LOVE IT!

What’s more humiliating then buying a dildo, when you’re straight?

Let’s face it, most straight men are scared to death of being thought of as gay in . . . → Read More: Humiliating Assignment from Mistress Simone

Humiliation Nation – Are You a Member?

Mistress Nadia:  Humiliation Nation’s Humiliatrix Extraordinaire

Mistress Nadia is a Fem Dom Mistress with a penchant for humiliation.  Her blog, Humiliation Nation, is full of posts, polls, audios and assignments for all you humiliation junkies.  It is your place for erotic humiliation, degradation, insults, and verbal abuse.  Ms. Nadia’s humiliation repertoire is quite expansive, . . . → Read More: Humiliation Nation – Are You a Member?

Naked, Depraved and Humiliated by Mistress Piper

You know you’re required to always be a naked CFNM slut when you call Ms. Piper. No hiding behind clothes. I know all of your depraved secrets.

I love it when you’re standing there naked and cold, your shriveled little worm trying to hide from me when just one word from me will make . . . → Read More: Naked, Depraved and Humiliated by Mistress Piper

Humiliation in Women’s Panties

I adore the humiliation of a man in women’s panties.

I know, it’s not terribly polite or feminist-positive to say that, but it’s the truth. Sometimes the things that get us the most turned on are the least socially acceptable. A man in women’s panties is a definite turn on for me, and it’s . . . → Read More: Humiliation in Women’s Panties